200+ Funny Nicknames for Guys, Ladies, and Pets

Do you need a funny nickname for someone or maybe for your pet, or perhaps even for a car? In this article, we list a couple of funny things you can call someone. Also, we added some funny nicknames for pets.

What is a Funny Nickname?

A funny nickname is a pet name or term endearment that evokes laughter or happiness.

Most funny nicknames are gotten from food, books, movies, mannerisms, appearance, or something the person with the nickname did in the past.

A funny nickname is not necessarily a mean nickname; it can be a cute name. For example, calling your Grandma “G-Wags” instead of “Granny” is both appealing and funny, and I promise you no one wants to be called Granny.

Who can you call a Funny Nickname?

Your Dad, Mom, Granddad, Grandmom, brother, sister, a male or female friend, co-worker, the police, a stranger, a pet, a car, anyone, or anything at all can be called a funny pet name.

However, you want to avoid using a mean name or a mocking nickname when it can get you in trouble. For example, calling your teacher a funny nickname could get you in trouble.

Also, when using a funny nickname for a co-worker or classmate, you might want to avoid a nickname that could get you in trouble.

How do you come up with a Funny Nickname?

Coming up with funny nicknames isn’t rocket science, but still, you need to know how to do it. Here are some tips on how to come up with a funny pet name:

  • Try to make it catchy and fun.
  • Modify the person’s real name.
  • Look for inspiration from funny things.
  • Look for inspiration from books, movies, songs, and TV shows.
  • Look for inspiration from the person’s physical characteristics.
  • Look for inspiration from the person’s mannerisms.
  • Look for inspiration from the person’s personality or behavior.
Funny Nicknames For Guys and Girls

Funniest Nicknames

The following nicknames are the funniest gender-neutral nicknames you can call a person:

  • Android: This is what you would call a person who doesn’t have a mind of their own.
  • Antenna: A funny nickname for a person who can smell food no matter where you hide it.
  • Prattler
  • Motormouth
  • Blabber
  • Gossip
  • Windbag
  • Donkey
  • Catch 22: Someone who is always in a dilemma.
  • Chatterbox
  • Cheeky Chimp
  • Chubs
  • Clue
  • Coffee Zombie
  • Coma: A boring Person
  • Couch Potato
  • Crazy Eyes
  • Dobby
  • Dracula
  • Duracell
  • Foodie
  • Matchstick: Short-tempered.
  • Friday Night: Someone you are thrilled to see.
  • Fun Size
  • Grasshopper: A nickname for a naïve guy or girl.
  • Half Pint: A short person.
  • Houdini
  • Incredible Sulk
  • Jelly: A jealous person
  • Loopy
  • Meme
  • Minion
  • Pestilence: A funny nickname for a totally awful person.
  • Pint-Sized
  • Poker Face
  • Pothole: A funny name for a person you would rather avoid.
  • Screensaver: Someone who does nothing all day.
  • Smiley
  • SpongeBob
  • Stalker
  • Suck Up
  • Time Bomb
  • Vandal.
  • Xerox: A copycat.
  • Bathroom Grunter
  • Blinky
  • Chicken
  • Tumble dryer
  • Dork
  • Hobbit
  • Punk
  • Scruffy
  • Wisecrack
  • Sasquatch
  • Bambi
  • Copycat
  • Cuckoo
  • Frozen Fire
  • Ghosty
  • Itsy Bitsy

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Funny Nicknames for Girls

The following are funny pet names you can call a girl:

  • Barbie
  • Bug
  • Butterface
  • Claws
  • Cloppity Clop
  • Diva
  • Prawns
  • Cougar
  • Girlie Girl
  • Goldilocks
  • Gossip Girl
  • Jiggles
  • Nun
  • Drama Queen
  • Duchess
  • Pippy
  • Meg Griffin
  • Yoko
  • Marshmallow
  • Goulash
  • Trippy
  • Ducky
  • Chatterbox
  • Foodie
  • Firecracker
  • Half Pint
  • Minion
  • Coma
  • Chicken
  • Doofus
  • Chubster
  • Dork
  • Xerox
  • Coward
  • Big Mouth
  • Bam-Bam
  • Cruella
  • Angry Bird
  • Goofy
  • Goofball
  • Eggie
  • Highway
  • Shmoopy
  • Butterbean
  • Hashtag
  • Rambler
  • Punk
  • Creep
  • Antenna
  • Catfish
  • Edibles
  • Fuzzy
  • Diva
  • Chicken Wings
  • Giggles
  • Rugrat
  • Foodie
  • Thuglife
  • Rashie
  • Tuffy

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Funny Nicknames for Guys

The following are funny nicknames for guys:

  • Dood
  • Ratty
  • Blinky
  • Bubbly
  • Lizard
  • Moby
  • Black Friday
  • Speed Bump
  • Red Flag
  • Spam
  • Gloves
  • Wee One
  • Kitkat
  • Turtle
  • Clown
  • Cookie
  • Bean
  • Trashie
  • Simp
  • Priestess
  • Knockoff
  • Longhair
  • Buffy
  • Hamster
  • Muffin
  • Flosser
  • Tricky
  • Puddles
  • Banana
  • Lollipop

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Funny Nicknames for Girlfriends

The following are funny pet names you can call your girlfriend or crush:

  • Huggy Bear
  • Corn Bread
  • Avocado
  • Puke
  • Slinky
  • Pooh Bear
  • Peaches
  • Sugar Lips
  • Puppet
  • Chipmunk
  • Cheese balls
  • Bubbles
  • Miley Smiley
  • Pancakes
  • Fluffy
  • Fun size
  • Frozen Fire
  • Honey suckle
  • Pooh bear
  • Sweetpea
  • Pumpkinhead
  • Sweetums
  • Snuggle muffin
  • Cheeseball
  • Pancakes
  • Chipmunk
  • Snickerdoodle
  • Twinkletoes
  • Peach cheeks
  • Cookie
  • Shorty
  • Marmalade
  • Itsy Bitsy
  • Snuggle Bear
  • Snorty
  • Turkey
  • Strawberry cheeks
  • Cotton Candy
  • Squirmy
  • Sweet Tarts

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Funny Nicknames for Boyfriends

Here are some funny nicknames for a boyfriend:

  • Acid Bunny
  • Captaino 
  • Lucky Guy
  • Einstein 
  • Bookworm 
  • Skittles
  • Snickers
  • Sweet Tarts
  • Gummy Bear
  • Bubble Yum
  • Rockstar 
  • Giggles 
  • Lose Control
  • Aquaman
  • Big Papi
  • Peanut
  • Waffles
  • Dumpling
  • Honey Bun
  • Jellybean
  • Pop Tart
  • Oreo
  • Sugar Puff
  • Meatball
  • Cookie
  • Wookie 
  • Moby 
  • Sparkie
  • Booger 
  • Yoda 
  • Duckie 
  • Mickey 
  • Cuddle Muffin
  • Bambi
  • Monkey
  • Chief
  • Sexy Pants
  • Babyface
  • Panda
  • Lambchop
  • Chipmunk
  • Muggle
  • Wolfie
  • Lust
  • Goobers

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Funny Nicknames for Friends

Here are some funny names you can call you male and female friend:

  • Bestie
  • Ally
  • Brah
  • Bruv
  • Smurf
  • Noob
  • Chaos
  • Chatterbox
  • Chipmunk
  • Chocolate 
  • Chucky
  • Claws
  • Dimples
  • Donut 
  • Doofus
  • Egghead
  • Einstein
  • Gasoline
  • Giggles
  • Halfling
  • Half-pint 
  • Handsome 
  • Hawkeye
  • Hightower
  • Hollywood
  • Homer
  • Homie
  • Huggie 
  • Hulk
  • Knuckles
  • Minion
  • Muffin
  • Munchkin
  • Narc
  • Nibbles
  • Oddball
  • Panda
  • Peaches
  • Scrappy-doo
  • Scrooge
  • Sherlock
  • Holmes
  • Side-kick 
  • Snitch
  • Bestie Festie
  • Sunshine
  • Tank
  • Toddler
  • Turtle
  • Weirdo

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Funny Nicknames for Brother

Here are some funny nicknames for a younger brother, elder brother, or stepbrother:

  • Black Sheep
  • Booger
  • Chaos
  • Little Man
  • Homie
  • Little Mouse
  • Mini-Me
  • Old Man
  • Small Fries
  • Brah
  • Bredrin
  • Brethren
  • Brosef
  • Broski
  • Bruddah
  • Bruh
  • Bruv
  • Bro
  • Baby Boy
  • Big Bro
  • Big Brother
  • Big Guy
  • Big Man
  • Biggie
  • Bubba
  • Bud
  • Chief
  • Comrade
  • Fam
  • Junior
  • Kid Brother
  • Kiddo
  • Little Bro
  • Pal
  • Scout
  • Shortie
  • Sport
  • Stewie
  • Twin
  • Wee Lad

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Funny Nicknames for Pet

You do not always have to call your pet; dog,, cat, bird, by its name, you can also try these funny nicknames for a pet

  • Miss Spooky
  • Bears
  • Woo Bear
  • Snickerdoodle
  • Lady Bug
  • Bed Hog
  • Stinky
  • Nosey
  • Doody
  • Boogles
  • Beanbag
  • Rampage
  • Squishy
  • Spooky
  • Hamburger
  • Hot Dog
  • Taco
  • Big Tail
  • Knucklehead
  • Doozy
  • Fluffbottom
  • Sherlock Bones
  • Bat Dog
  • Frogman
  • Toodlepups
  • The Force
  • Pig
  • Moo Moo
  • Homeowner
  • Nutty

Nickname for Funny Person

If you need a nickname that says funny; nicknames for a funny guy, girl, friend, co-worker, or anyone at all, try any of these nicknames for a funny person:

  • Comedian
  • Comic
  • Clown
  • Comedy Central
  • Joker
  • Jokes
  • Jokester
  • Goofball
  • Goofy
  • Oddball
  • Witty
  • Giggles
  • Laughing gas
  • Party Clown
  • Tickles
  • Jester
  • Quip
  • Doodles
  • Smiley Face
  • Rib Cracker
  • Wisecrack
  • Mr. Bones
  • Mr. Bean
  • Mickey
  • Kermit
  • Bart
  • Homer Simpson
  • Peter Griffin
  • Stewie Griffin
  • Borat
  • Basket Mouth
  • Crazy Frog
  • Gas Filled
  • Chris Rock
  • Kevin Hart
  • Louie C.K
  • Bill Burr
  • Eddie Murphy
  • Dave Chappelle
  • Trevor Noah
  • Hannibal
  • Quagmire
  • Seinfeld
  • Chandler Bing
  • Deadpool
  • Smokey
  • Bugs Bunny
  • Eric Cartman
  • Sheldon Cooper
  • Wile E. Coyote
  • Big Poppa
  • Jelly Bean
  • Lollipop
  • Ladies’ Man
  • Juice Brain
  • Cheese Smile

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4 thoughts on “200+ Funny Nicknames for Guys, Ladies, and Pets”

  1. i call my friends spanky and fat and chravis and brad and landycar and noah and my best friend is big stinky pete (that nots his real name!)

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  2. thank you for this list! can you please post more names specifically for men with “chubby” body? I have someone in mind 😉

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  3. I call my guy best friend Caramel because when I was in Pre-School I introduced him to my mom and said “Look at my caramel friend named Alex!” and all the parents laughed so now that is his nickname/our inside joke

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