100+ Jaw-Dropping Nicknames For Guys With Big Dicks

There are guys walking around with huge dicks between their legs and as such, we need nicknames for guys with big dicks.

Let me tell you, life is really good if you have a big dick. In the changing room, when other boys feel insecure about their dicks, you look up with confidence, because to be honest, you’ve been blessed by nature.

When people say size doesn’t matter, you don’t feel like it’s an inside joke mocking your small penis or just a gimmick to make you feel better.

You know it is better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it.

People make jokes about small dicks, but for you, your nicknames reference your big dick.

Some of the nicknames for people with big dicks are creative and some are just plain stupid and unimaginative. But you don’t really care, because, let’s face it when your Nickname is Heavy D or Third Leg, everyone knows why people call you such nicknames.

In this article, I’m going to list different types of names you can call a guy with a big dick.

Nicknames For Guys With Big Dicks

So what names can you call a guy with a big dick?

1. AK-47
2. Ankle Spanker
3. Baby-Arm
4. Baton
5. BBC
6. Beaver Basher
7. Bed Snake
8. Beef Whistle
9. Big Bird
10. Big Dong
11. Big Time
12. Bratwurst
13. Burrito
14. Candle
15. Captain
16. Cervical Spear
17. Clarinet
18. Cranny Axe
19. Cum Gun
20. Custard Launcher
21. Dagger
22. Deep-V Diver
23. Dickie
24. Dingus
25. Dink
26. Dinkie
27. Dinky
28. Dip Dong
29. Dipstick
30. Disco Stick
31. Donger
32. Dragon
33. Dude Piston
34. Easy Rider
35. Elephant gun
36. Fire Hose
37. Fire Man
38. Flesh Flute
39. Flesh Tower
40. Footlong
41. Fun Stick
42. Girth
43. God of Pleasure (GOP)
44. Goober
45. Goofy Goober
46. Groin Ferret
47. Heavy D
48. Hose
49. Jackhammer
50. John Thomas (Big John)
51. Joystick
52. Kaptain Kielbasa
53. Kidney Scraper
54. King Dingaling
55. King Dong
56. Lamb Kebab
57. Lap Rocket
58. Longfellow
59. Longus
60. Magic Wand
61. Magnum
62. Mallet
63. Mamba
64. Man Meat
65. Master Sword
66. Microphone
67. Mr. Bedwell
68. Mr. Long skin
69. Mr. Orgazmo
70. One-eyed dragon
71. Pied Piper
72. Pipe
73. Piston
74. Pitched Tent
75. Pleasure Stick
76. Pocket Rocket
77. Pork Sword
78. Power Pole
79. Pump Action
80. Python
81. Rifle
82. Rod
83. Rod of Moses
84. Satanic Dipstick
85. Sausage
86. Schlong
87. Shaft
88. Skin Flute
89. Snake
90. Soldier
91. Spawn Hammer
92. Stick Shift
93. Third Leg
94. Thumper
95. Thundersword
96. Tonk
97. Tool
98. Tripod
99. Tubesteak
100. Twinkie
101. Vlad the Impaler
102. Wang
103. Wanger
104. Wee Wee
105. Whoopie Stick
106. Wiener
107. Wing Dang Doodle
108. Womb Broom
109. Womb Ferret
110. Womb Raider

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Is there any other great nickname for a guy that has a big dick that isn’t on this list, go ahead and add it in the comment section.