There are guys walking around with huge dicks between their legs and as such, we need nicknames for guys with big dicks.
Let me tell you, life is really good if you have a big dick. In the changing room, when other boys feel insecure about their dicks, you look up with confidence, because to be honest, you’ve been blessed by nature.
When people say size doesn’t matter, you don’t feel like it’s an inside joke mocking your small penis or just a gimmick to make you feel better.
You know it is better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it.
People make jokes about small dicks, but for you, your nicknames reference your big dick.
Some of the nicknames for people with big dicks are creative and some are just plain stupid and unimaginative. But you don’t really care, because, let’s face it when your Nickname is Heavy D or Third Leg, everyone knows why people call you such nicknames.
In this article, I’m going to list different types of names you can call a guy with a big dick.
Nicknames For Guys With Big Dicks
So what names can you call a guy with a big dick?
- AK-47
- Ankle Spanker
- Baby-Arm
- Baton
- BBC
- Beaver Basher
- Bed Snake
- Beef Whistle
- Big Bird
- Big Dong
- Big Time
- Bratwurst
- Burrito
- Candle
- Captain
- Cervical Spear
- Clarinet
- Cranny Axe
- Cum Gun
- Custard Launcher
- Dagger
- Deep-V Diver
- Dickie
- Dingus
- Dink
- Dinkie
- Dinky
- Dip Dong
- Dipstick
- Disco Stick
- Donger
- Dragon
- Dude Piston
- Easy Rider
- Elephant gun
- Fire Hose
- Fire Man
- Flesh Flute
- Flesh Tower
- Footlong
- Fun Stick
- Girth
- God of Pleasure (GOP)
- Goober
- Goofy Goober
- Groin Ferret
- Heavy D
- Hose
- Jackhammer
- John Thomas (Big John)
- Joystick
- Kaptain Kielbasa
- Kidney Scraper
- King Dingaling
- King Dong
- Lamb Kebab
- Lap Rocket
- Longfellow
- Longus
- Magic Wand
- Magnum
- Mallet
- Mamba
- Man Meat
- Master Sword
- Microphone
- Mr. Bedwell
- Mr. Long skin
- Mr. Orgazmo
- One-eyed dragon
- Pied Piper
- Pipe
- Piston
- Pitched Tent
- Pleasure Stick
- Pocket Rocket
- Pork Sword
- Power Pole
- Pump Action
- Python
- Rifle
- Rod
- Rod of Moses
- Satanic Dipstick
- Sausage
- Schlong
- Shaft
- Skin Flute
- Snake
- Soldier
- Spawn Hammer
- Stick Shift
- Third Leg
- Thumper
- Thundersword
- Tonk
- Tool
- Tripod
- Tubesteak
- Twinkie
- Vlad the Impaler
- Wang
- Wanger
- Wee Wee
- Whoopie Stick
- Wiener
- Wing Dang Doodle
- Womb Broom
- Womb Ferret
- Womb Raider
For More Nicknames: Penis Nicknames: 221 Other Names For Penis
Is there any other great nickname for a guy that has a big dick that isn’t on this list, go ahead and add it in the comment section.
Gate Crasher
Tally Wacker
Anaconda
Ham candle, pork sword, one eyed purple helmet yogurt slinger
One eyed saucer headed blue veined throbber
I was SURe SOMEbody would’ve added this one missing from the list. I heard this on back in the 80’s:
“Trouser Snake”
Add
SCHLONG (how could you leave this out)
Prick(classic)
Baby-maker
Main vein Cane
Or vein Cane
Cocker spaniel
Beard splitter
Manroot
Dingle or Dingus
Gospel pipe
Milkman
Meat skewer
Bold headed sailer
Red cap
Tonsil tickler
The hammer “I’m going To drop the hammer on her tonight”
Candy cane “my penis has a bend in it at the tip, so she called it “candy cane” an sucked until it was gone
Worm “ I can’t wait to show my “worm” her worm hole
Vein Cain
Example: Drain the Main “vein Cain”.
I was sorta disappointed with the Penis names the Vagina name section was on point. Slim Pickens with the penis name choices.
Malong Dick (Malone Dick)
Mayo Spreader
Hulk Humpkins
Cliff Hanger
Thick James
Shooter McGavin
Hands down the best name for a vaginas is…….. wait for it…….. Lunch Box!
Mr biggins
Mines call the meat switch or the Jackson sledge, King ding-a-ling. King ding dong. Long Tom. Hammer, Mandingo, meat stick, pork steeple, Big Bad John. Long Dong Silver, Cock of the walk, KY, Stud, tummy Tickler, Big Iron,The Weapon, Tomaknocer, meat loaf suprise, Lap Rocket, Gut blocker, Root, long ranger, Meat, Louisville Slugger,
i call mine the russian water cuz its like vodka once u get some u cant stop wanting it <:)
Can you make a list for small dick names too lol
I call my cock “The Bandwagon” because all it takes is one person to start talking about it & next thing you know Everybody is trying to jump on it.
Last time I laughed that hard, I fell off my dinosaur.
what about Johnson??
What about Tripod
My boyfriend calls his Mr Winkie.
My boyfriend calls his Mr Winnie.
What about Ever Ready!!!! Lol
what about TYRONE
Damn Tyrone showed up when i was in high school.
You forgot one of my personal faves “kickstand” lol
When woman ask me what do I call em I day Lerch like on Adam’s family because he’s tall and at your service. They laugh till they see em
i have a really big one eyed dragon
credits to find nicknames.com for the name
blackplaty
He‘s a real ELEPHANT ??
Im gettin constantly wer of him
Gwangie, Cos he’s a monster
One of my mates call his Darth Vader because of the colour and size of his dick and another calls his “The Titanic” because”nearly everyone goes down on it”.
Add jism
That is the best shit ever dude