There are guys walking around with huge dicks between their legs and as such, we need nicknames for guys with big dicks.
Let me tell you, life is really good if you have a big dick. In the changing room, when other boys feel insecure about their dicks, you look up with confidence, because to be honest, you’ve been blessed by nature.
When people say size doesn’t matter, you don’t feel like it’s an inside joke mocking your small penis or just a gimmick to make you feel better.
You know it is better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it.
People make jokes about small dicks, but for you, your nicknames reference your big dick.
Some of the nicknames for people with big dicks are creative and some are just plain stupid and unimaginative. But you don’t really care, because, let’s face it when your Nickname is Heavy D or Third Leg, everyone knows why people call you such nicknames.
In this article, I’m going to list different types of names you can call a guy with a big dick.
Nicknames For Guys With Big Dicks
So what names can you call a guy with a big dick?
- AK-47
- Ankle Spanker
- Baby-Arm
- Baton
- BBC
- Beaver Basher
- Bed Snake
- Beef Whistle
- Big Bird
- Big Dong
- Big Time
- Bratwurst
- Burrito
- Candle
- Captain
- Cervical Spear
- Clarinet
- Cranny Axe
- Cum Gun
- Custard Launcher
- Dagger
- Deep-V Diver
- Dickie
- Dingus
- Dink
- Dinkie
- Dinky
- Dip Dong
- Dipstick
- Disco Stick
- Donger
- Dragon
- Dude Piston
- Easy Rider
- Elephant gun
- Fire Hose
- Fire Man
- Flesh Flute
- Flesh Tower
- Footlong
- Fun Stick
- Girth
- God of Pleasure (GOP)
- Goober
- Goofy Goober
- Groin Ferret
- Heavy D
- Hose
- Jackhammer
- John Thomas (Big John)
- Joystick
- Kaptain Kielbasa
- Kidney Scraper
- King Dingaling
- King Dong
- Lamb Kebab
- Lap Rocket
- Longfellow
- Longus
- Magic Wand
- Magnum
- Mallet
- Mamba
- Man Meat
- Master Sword
- Microphone
- Mr. Bedwell
- Mr. Long skin
- Mr. Orgazmo
- One-eyed dragon
- Pied Piper
- Pipe
- Piston
- Pitched Tent
- Pleasure Stick
- Pocket Rocket
- Pork Sword
- Power Pole
- Pump Action
- Python
- Rifle
- Rod
- Rod of Moses
- Satanic Dipstick
- Sausage
- Schlong
- Shaft
- Skin Flute
- Snake
- Soldier
- Spawn Hammer
- Stick Shift
- Third Leg
- Thumper
- Thundersword
- Tonk
- Tool
- Tripod
- Tubesteak
- Twinkie
- Vlad the Impaler
- Wang
- Wanger
- Wee Wee
- Whoopie Stick
- Wiener
- Wing Dang Doodle
- Womb Broom
- Womb Ferret
- Womb Raider
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Is there any other great nickname for a guy that has a big dick that isn’t on this list, go ahead and add it in the comment section.
Can you make a list for small dick names too lol
I call my cock “The Bandwagon” because all it takes is one person to start talking about it & next thing you know Everybody is trying to jump on it.
Last time I laughed that hard, I fell off my dinosaur.
what about Johnson??
What about Tripod
My boyfriend calls his Mr Winkie.
My boyfriend calls his Mr Winnie.
What about Ever Ready!!!! Lol
what about TYRONE
You forgot one of my personal faves “kickstand” lol
When woman ask me what do I call em I day Lerch like on Adam’s family because he’s tall and at your service. They laugh till they see em
blackplaty
He‘s a real ELEPHANT ??
Im gettin constantly wer of him
Gwangie, Cos he’s a monster
One of my mates call his Darth Vader because of the colour and size of his dick and another calls his “The Titanic” because”nearly everyone goes down on it”.
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