The appropriate term for a guy with only one testicle is monorchid. Since you can’t go around calling someone a monorchid, I have compiled a list of popular nicknames for guys with one testicle.
Monorchism describe the state of having only one testicle within the scrotum and it can happen for several reasons.
One of the reasons a guy might have one testicle is due to injury. For example, Brian Foster, a former UFC 129 fighter literally lost a testicle as a result of a kick to his groins.
Another reason a guy might have one testicle is due to testicular cancer or the possibility of testicular cancer. For example, Nigel Farage, former leader of the UK Independence Party had a testicle removed due to testicular cancer.
Also, a common reason why a guy might have one testicle is due to an undescended testis. For example, Adolph Hitler had one testicle due to cryptorchidism; undescended testis.
To answer the question that is on your mind, a man with one testicle can live a normal life. Having one testicle can be awkward but it doesn’t affect sex or reproduction.
So, what type of nicknames can you call a guy with only one ball?
Nicknames For Guys With One Testicle
No doubt, most of these nicknames are insulting nicknames, since people will make fun of anything. If you have one testicle, I hope you don’t take this name to heart.
- 50 Cent
- Eight Ball
- Grape of wrath
- Half Life
- Half Man
- Half Sack
- Half Treble
- Han Solo
- John Kruk
- Last Maltese
- One Ball Willy
- One Balled Freak
- One Nut Wonder
- One Wheel Drive
- Plumb Bob
- Schrödinger’s Sac
- The Grapist
- The Uniballer
- Wrecking Ball
- XBall one
Do you know any nickname for a boy with one testicle, you can add it in the comment section.
19 thoughts on “40+ Witty Nicknames For Guys With One Testicle”
Lefty – or maybe Righty, depending…
I grew up in a working class family, loads of gangsters kids.
When I was 13, the kids started calling me “Hitler ”
I still wonder how they found out,.
God it was difficult..
The song.. Hitler has only got one ball. .. God I used to squirm and be embarrassed.
I lost my right testicle to cancer back in 2014. Here are some that I came up with.
Can’t get right
I also used to DJ so I would come up with slogans to promote the festivities such as……”Come out and have a ball” and on New Years Eve I’d say “Come out and watch my ball drop”
Well after 18 years I just found out I only got one nut I’ve joined a elite group fml
25 Cent** there’s only one quarter????????
What did the other testicle said to another one?
We’re groin apart ????
My exes nickname is Peanut. He only had 1 peanut. So it made sense. ????????
Cyclops cus he only had one eyeball (ball)
‘Light mayonnaise’, because it has no eggs.
(My native language isn’t english, so the joke can be lost in translation!!).
Uno is what alot of my friends call me.
One ball….At Least!
In school , I had a boyfriend in Stuttgart whom I called the ‘unibanger ‘ after he lost a testicle in a horrific bicycle wreck.