362 Meaty Nicknames For Fat Guys

If you need nicknames for fat guys, you have come to the right place.

There are several ways to come up with nicknames for a guy, but for some reason, physical attributes remain the most popular source of nicknames.

In this article, we would be examining nicknames for guys that are fat, chubby or obese.

Some people believe that nicknames should not mock a person’s size, but not all nicknames are mean or insulting.

There are cute nicknames for fat guys as well. For example, “My Bear” is a cute nickname for a fat boyfriend.

Similarly, there are cool nicknames for fat guys like Big Show, Andre The Giant, and Big Guy.

Furthermore, we also have the funny nicknames for big guys and let’s face it; these nicknames can be pretty mean.

In this article, we will list the different types of names you can call a big dude.

Nicknames For Fat Guys

Nicknames for fat guys

So, what kind of nicknames can you call a big guy?

  1. Aisle Blocker
  2. All Meat And No Potatoes
  3. Ambulocetus (Literally: Walking Whale)
  4. As Big As A Cow
  5. Aunt Heppie
  6. Awful Stout
  7. Awful Tub
  8. Baby Elephant
  9. Back End Of An Elephant
  10. Bag
  11. Bag of Bran
  12. Bag of Doughnuts
  13. Bale of Cotton
  14. Ball of Butter
  15. Ball of Fat
  16. Balloon
  17. Balloon-Belly
  18. Barrel
  19. Barrel of Guts
  20. Bear
  21. Beast
  22. Beef
  23. Beef Trust
  24. Beefy
  25. Beer Belly
  26. Beluga
  27. Big
  28. Big A Barrel
  29. Big And Fat
  30. Big Bag
  31. Big Blubber
  32. Big Boy
  33. Big Broad
  34. Big Brother
  35. Big Bruiser
  36. Big Bunch Of Blubber
  37. Big butt
  38. Big Fat Slob
  39. Big Gob
  40. Big Gob of Fat
  41. Big Montana Bear
  42. Big Old Fat Slob
  43. Big Old Fat Squab
  44. Big One
  45. Big Ox
  46. Big Pile of Shit
  47. Big Tub
  48. Blimp
  49. Bloated
  50. Blob
  51. Block
  52. Blubber
  53. Blubber Gut
  54. Blubber Guts
  55. Blubber-Belly
  56. Blubbered
  57. Blubbery
  58. Body
  59. Bowl of Beef
  60. Bowl of Jelly
  61. Boxcar
  62. Break The Scales
  63. Broad
  64. Bubble Butts
  65. Bucket of Blubber
  66. Bucket of Lard
  67. Buffet Killer
  68. Bulgy
  69. Butch
  70. Butt-Cut
  71. Butterball
  72. Butter King
  73. Butter Slug
  74. Buxom
  75. Cake Magnet
  76. Cannibal Killer
  77. Carbzilla
  78. Careless
  79. Chub
  80. Chubby
  81. Chubs
  82. Chuffy
  83. Chunk
  84. Chunky
  85. Corn-Fed
  86. Corpulent
  87. Cottage cheese thighs
  88. Cow
  89. Crisco
  90. Crisco Kid
  91. Deep-Fried Couch Potato
  92. Diabeetus
  93. Dickshade
  94. Dough-Belly
  95. Duck-Legged
  96. Dumpling
  97. Dumpy
  98. Dynamic Fats
  99. Elephant
  100. Enormous
  101. Excess Poundage
  102. Extremely Fleshy
  103. Fat
  104. Fat Ass
  105. Fat Boy
  106. Fat Daddy
  107. Fat Hog
  108. Fat Like A Punking
  109. Fat Lummox
  110. Fat Man
  111. Fat Pig
  112. Fat Potato
  113. Fat Slob
  114. Fat Slop
  115. Fat Stuff
  116. Fat Tub
  117. Fat ‘Un
  118. Fat-a-potamis
  119. Fatpokes
  120. Fats
  121. Fatso
  122. Fatsy
  123. Fatty
  124. Fatty (Name)
  125. Fatty Arbuckle
  126. Fatty Arbuckle
  127. Fatty Bread
  128. Fatty Mcfat
  129. Feminist
  130. Filled Out
  131. Five-By-Five
  132. Flabby
  133. Flabby Fat
  134. Fleshy
  135. Friction
  136. Full of Blubber
  137. Gallon Of Fat
  138. Gas-filled
  139. Gawky
  140. Gawky-Fat
  141. Glutton
  142. Gob of Fat
  143. Gob of Lard
  144. Gobby
  145. Gobby Fat
  146. Godzilla
  147. Good Old Juicy Boy
  148. Gordo
  149. Greasy-Fat
  150. Great Big Tub
  151. Gross
  152. Grossly Obese
  153. Ham Planet Wildebeest
  154. Heathy
  155. Heavy
  156. Heavy Duty
  157. Heavy Weight
  158. Heavy-Set
  159. Heavyweight
  160. Hefty
  161. Hi Skinny
  162. Hippo
  163. Hippopotamus
  164. Hippy
  165. Hog
  166. Hog Fat
  167. Hogbeast
  168. Hoggish
  169. Hoss
  170. Huge
  171. Humpty-Dumpty
  172. Hunk of Blubber
  173. Husky
  174. Immense
  175. Is Hog Fat
  176. Jackie Gleason
  177. Jelly
  178. Jelly Fat
  179. Jelly-Belly
  180. Jolly
  181. Jolly Trixie
  182. Laardvark
  183. Lard
  184. Lard a
  185. Lard Arse
  186. Lard Ass
  187. Lard Bucket
  188. Lard Butt
  189. Lard Gargler
  190. Lard Lump
  191. Lard Muffin
  192. Lard Tub
  193. Larded Up
  194. Lardo
  195. Lardy
  196. Large
  197. Loblolly
  198. Loo Breaker
  199. Lubberly
  200. Lump
  201. Lump of Lard
  202. Lumpy
  203. Meatball
  204. Metaballistic (“Muh Metabolism”)
  205. Mister Blubber
  206. Mister Five-By-Five
  207. Mister Two-By-Four
  208. Momona
  209. Mongo
  210. Mooby Dick
  211. Moose
  212. Mushy
  213. Muy Gordo
  214. Need-A-Diet
  215. Notorious P.I.G
  216. Obeast
  217. Obese
  218. Obesity
  219. Old Cow
  220. Old Fat Boy
  221. Old Fat Slob
  222. Old Fat Squab
  223. Old Fatty
  224. Old Mushy Bucket Of Lard
  225. Old Slob
  226. Old Sow
  227. On The Big Side
  228. On The Plumpish Side
  229. Over-Fat
  230. Overfed Pig
  231. Overgrown Slob
  232. Overly Fat
  233. Overly Plump
  234. Overstuffed
  235. Overweight
  236. Overweighted
  237. Panda
  238. Pauncho
  239. Paunchy
  240. Pear-Shaped
  241. Pig
  242. Pig Guts
  243. Piggy
  244. Pleasantly Plumb
  245. Pleasantly Plump
  246. Pleasing Plump
  247. Pleasingly Plump
  248. Plug
  249. Plumb
  250. Plump
  251. Polywoly
  252. Poopy Paw Pants
  253. Porch Walrus
  254. Pork Barrel
  255. Pork Chop
  256. Pork Chops
  257. Pork Tub
  258. Porker
  259. Porky
  260. Portly
  261. Pot Belly
  262. Potato Belly
  263. Pot-Bellied
  264. Pot-Gut
  265. Pot-Gutted
  266. Pretty Heavy
  267. Pretty Porky
  268. Puddin’ Belly
  269. Pudge
  270. Pudgy
  271. Pudsy
  272. Puffed
  273. Puffy
  274. Pugy
  275. Punchy-Fat
  276. Puny
  277. Pus-Gut
  278. Puss-Gutted
  279. Pussly
  280. Real Plump
  281. Real Tub
  282. Rolling
  283. Roly-Poly
  284. Rotund
  285. Rotunda
  286. Round
  287. Sack
  288. Salad Dodger
  289. Satchel Ass
  290. Saturated Fatwah
  291. Scow
  292. Short Fat Guy
  293. Short Stuff
  294. Sizeable
  295. Skin Farm
  296. Skinny
  297. Slim
  298. Slob
  299. Slobby
  300. Slop
  301. Sloppy
  302. Sloppy-Fat
  303. Sloppy-Looking
  304. Snorlax
  305. Soggy
  306. Squab
  307. Squabby
  308. Square Rigged
  309. Squatty
  310. Stocky
  311. Stout
  312. Stuffy
  313. Suave
  314. Sure Big
  315. Sway Back
  316. Sweatshop
  317. Swine
  318. Tank
  319. Thicky Minaj
  320. Thightanic
  321. Thin
  322. Tiny
  323. Tit Hoarder
  324. Toad-Fat
  325. Ton of Fun
  326. Ton of Lard
  327. Tons of Fun
  328. Too Damn Fat
  329. Too Fat
  330. Too Fleshy
  331. Too Heavy
  332. Too Stout
  333. Tremendous
  334. Trouser destroyer
  335. Tub
  336. Tub of Chitlins
  337. Tub of Grease
  338. Tub of Guts
  339. Tub of Lard
  340. Tub of Pork
  341. Tub of Shit
  342. Tubblerina
  343. Tubby
  344. Tub-Gut
  345. Two-Ton
  346. Two-Ton Fanny
  347. Two-Ton Tilly
  348. Two-Ton Tony
  349. Ugly
  350. Walrus
  351. Wash-Tub
  352. Weighs A Ton
  353. Well-Upholstered
  354. Whale
  355. Whelephant
  356. Whop
  357. Whopper
  358. Wide
  359. Wifi Blocker
  360. Wimpy
  361. Wobbles Mcgee
  362. Wrecking Ball
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22 thoughts on “362 Meaty Nicknames For Fat Guys”

  1. My ex-friend is overweight and I’m confronting her tomorrow cause she is talking about how she wants to fight me(which she ain’t finna do). I have a insult too. I like to refer to her as “Jabba the Hutt”.

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