There are many nicknames for tall guys, and as a six-foot-tall guy in 9th grade, I have heard a lot of these nicknames.
Surely, there are several ways to come up with nicknames for a guy, but when you stand taller than everyone in the room, all your nicknames are going to be based on your height.
Some of these nicknames are cute, some are funny, I have to admit, I had some cool nicknames as well. But some are just downright mean nicknames.
Till date, when I run into people from high school, they still prefer to call me by these nicknames. I suspect most of them never learned my actual name.
But being a tall guy has its advantages. A significant advantage of being a tall man is that women are more attracted to tall men. Several studies have tried to explain why women love tall guys, and I suspect short guys conducted these studies. Because why else would you dedicate time and resources to explore why ladies love tall guys.
In this article, I’m going to share several nicknames for tall guys.
So if you need cute nicknames for your tall boyfriend, brother, friend, or any tall guy, you know, you will find a good pet name for him from this list of nicknames to call tall guys.
Nicknames For Tall Guys
The following are cute and funny nicknames for tall guys:
- Abraham Lincoln
- Ball Hog
- Big Bear
- Big Bird
- Blue Whale
- Cloud kidnapper
- Coconut Longboy
- Coconut Tree
- Daddy Long Legs
- Green Giant
- High pockets
- Human Lift
- Jolly Green Giant
- King Kong
- Light pole
- Long Bean
- Mon Gros Tabernacle
- Palm Tree
- String bean
- Yao Ming
I feel like this list is missing some great nicknames for skinny guys.
So, if you know any good name for tall guys, that’s not this list, even if they are offensive names for tall guys, go ahead and add it in the comment section.
62 thoughts on “70+ Lumbering Nicknames For Tall Guys”
What would I call my boyfriend?? Tree or mr.tall guy
My boyfriend calls me shortcake and baby ant because im 4’4 what should I call him I dont want to call him tall guy anymore please give me some nicknames for him
Hey guys, a little help here ????. This boy I like always call me cutie or pretty. I want to do the same but I don’t what should I call him. He’s tall, kind, and handsome. Any suggestions?
Call him babe once to see his reaction or call him something you like like a candy or something like that cause if he asked why’d you call me ( Lollipop) be like cause your tall and sweet
And cause I like lollipops
I need an idea for a guy friend that i have a crush on, He calls me shorty so i need help to find a cute and sweet nickname for him.
what should i call my boybff, cuz my nickname is ~tiny~ and i need one for him
call a girl tiny temper. (this girl gets mad at me)
I love these so much guys but I call my boyfriend teddy bear or snuggle bear bc he’s way taller then me and he always cuddles me
I call him Giraffe and he calls me baby girl, I need a better one for him, what should I?
This boy calls me shorty and i just met him and i dont know what to call him
this just happened to me today I called him daddy long legs and beanstalk bc he calls me shorty and elf
My boy calls me shrimp since I’m short, he’s tall what should his nickname be
Try calling him daddy long legs or beanstalk
can him bean stalk or and tally or door bc he calls u that UnU
lol my boyfriend calls me that idk what to call him. right now i call him tree
Foot Long Sub is what I call my best mate haha
long john (lon johns are lond an populer in my city!)
I need a really good but random nickname for this guys I’m talking to he uses an easy one for me~short stuff~ but I don’t have a good one for him ???? unless it’s my fallback one Beanpole….. Please help
girl same this boy always calls me ~shorty~ i use tree or skyscraper i got you girl
CALL HIM BIG BIRD
Call him Long Bean the Spaghetti Mantis. It’s really cute ????
call him Sasquatch 😉 thats a cutie one
What about Sasquatch o that’s what I call my boyfriend Brett he’s like 6ft 2 and I am 5ft5
hey guys quick question i like a boy and i need a mean funny nickname for him so please help
oof girl do bighead or bigfoot lol its cool
Bean stalk U-U
Big foot or Daddy long legs
Daddy long legs
Honestly the twin tower one means they are short. Cause the towers fell….
slender man ?
Lol yasss love that
Daddy long neck
Omg I love that!?
Holy moly, that’s incredible!!
W-why was TWIN TOWER one- the m e m es-
Coconut Longboy(like the candy)
Lamp Post is another good one
I use that on my tall friend a lot. His reaction is adorable even though he basically towers over me.
(Me being from Texas, Dallas especially, I get this one a lot.)